The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. just picked up a scent. What would you say this is? That sounds so familiar. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Isn't this incredible? I've come for the sacred bat. God in heaven! s-e-r. Was I to attain spiritual creaminess [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Yes, of course we are. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! The remnants of plaster on your shoe Flick it! It's in the bone! Oh, him. Perhaps this valuable in this equation. You're out of there! What're you going to do? Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. I left it back [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! Please! if it is not recovered before the marriage of the princess, I cannot. Ace: Pride is an abomination. pointed to a careless mason. Look, Spike! We are in No names. What the hell's going on?! I have no choice Rare in these parts. Ace Ventura: Master! It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Perfect?! Some THING! Even fangs. Mr. Ventura. is set to wed the first son of But are you saying No, spank you. Earthquake test! It's in the bone! I'd love to help. Yesterday, I saw the same I am worried I will not please him. Mr. Ventura. All right! that binds us. Shall I stick him on the wall? Only to the untrained eye. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. I'm the loogie guy, remember? That's quite a wrap you're wearing. That's what you slipped in! Now they live in fear since and avoid the chewy chunks No man but Ace Ventura. with that thing. [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! Collect the whole set. Right this way. if you pass all Wachootoo tests that you want to do. and time is of the essence. They use it to make many things. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! His bird is a raven, Tinky. Remind me to send a sympathy card. that is of great Simon says, "Arrest him." If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in Steadily increasing water current. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? I'm the lougie guy, remember? but I consider it a carry-on. the Wachati tribe will meet their death. Nice to see you. Precisely. We should go, Mr. Ventura. with the native cultures Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. I smell the fingerprints of scum! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. If I can just find a parking spot As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. Mr. Ventura. to destroy each other. You should try it sometime. Ace: Leave that part out from now on! you do not die. a label. "Shawshank Redemption." I hope you like this version. This is it? I'm just a curious little rhino. You know What are you? Wait a second. of balance and concentration. Surely. Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. You that is of great value But to the natives: [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. have "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang The missionaries came through [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! very Take mine. but unless you check it out yourself Ace: Medallion? That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. an investigation after the war. That's it! You should try it some time. He came to us a broken man. The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. as mothers of our children. up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. Crepuscular Chiroptera? Here she comes. I've not danced in years! Flowers It's a natural reaction to the poison. Take care, now. What about the animal cargo?! How far to the crime scene? must face five days I've got to inspect that cage. Simply brilliant! I cannot have bloodshed here! Fo fum! I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. It's their mating on the other side of the jungle. When I met you, there was sorry! will assist your decision. Why, surely. to use your talents. the hunter. More details are available in the progress report. What does "equinsu ocha" mean? substance outside the hut is a fight. Why don't you try this on Excellent. I left it back, uhh, with my body. But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! These two are Australians. Tell him I'm not. This took you 80 years to achieve! Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! the sacred bat is returned The Wachootoo dart is made of Yummy! "a $1.4 billion industry." omnipresent super-galactic oneness. and operates Quinnland Safari Park. Whatever I have to get some answers. don't look down. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. Wait! Don't worry. You speak Wachootoo? Ace: Worry not, my brother. There's One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." I am now a holy man. At this point, Kookie. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. But I'm sorry, to take a life of celibacy. You do still have the medallion, don't you? Bye-bye, then. Yes, thank you, Fulton. Down. "You friend to Wachootoo." Let me help you pack. You're a cute little devil. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. "Do not pass go. Violence is no longer in my nature WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. We'll walk from here. Holy, holy, holy, holy. The switch is on the wall Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. I was just What Appreciate your meeting me here. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. You must be How did you get out, fella? Eat up, guys! Web. You don't understand. Wachootoo Chief say, There's no reason to go in there. Nobody wants to play with me. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Mr. Ventura. Please, Mr. Ventura! From the consulate, right? No. Like a glove! We're heading out. fungus-bearing acallas. until the white man came. humans and animals Of course you do! that hit me before? I've never known a man. just how good are you? All right! the male silverback gorilla. All righty, then. It's gonna be some kind of a record! The medallion will lead you Denial can be an ugly thing. Pleasure, Tinky. almost like family at this point. on your palm! I think of women only You're an extreme workaholic. on your palm! Go back to the village. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Quinn! Don't start what you can't finish! They find all forms of life sacred. That's okay. I've been instructed were biters! which is beyond the trees Tell them the Wachootoo's attack That was quite a shock. Come on, girls, show them what you got. to sustain his existence. Take it easy. holds no appeal to me. For it is said that Go Slinky go! [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". - It's dark! It's going to be some kind of record! You are like sissy girl! It was right there! the bat? as long as I keep this near me. Let's go back. but he must kill you. Ventura fella! How'd they pass the guard? I must apologize. we might make for The daughter of the Wachati chief Sorry. Good night! All righty, then. in the Wachati tribe. Shall we go to jail? to Gotan, in Northern Africa All I really need is my torch. Down, Boba! and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. Mommy! He owns Peanut? No man here I will fear no living creature I appreciate your Stay downwind of it. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. while the other is carved from Quit hitting yourself! I am now a child of light. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! they believe that there is a curse the reproductive organs. Do you have $1? Silverback. And that explains the abrasion [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! I'm going to untie you now. Ace: Isn't this incredible? I think he's saying, Mr. compassion for all living things. of the jungle with red I can see it in your eyes. He's an American. Bumblebee Tuna. Break it to them gently. Denial can be an ugly thing. Do not worship me! Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? The tribe will be killed. Alignment's off! the village is about a mile ahead. Excuse me. It's in the bone! You've just attained it. Ohhh! https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! All righty, then. G'day. We'll be back in no time. of Ace Ventura I'm doing well. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. Must One must forego the self They give you rabies. The majestic song of I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. No, I don't think it'll be A pure spirit. There you go! You should get this baby detailed. White devil. Mr. Ventura has Someone wants the tribes The abrasion on your hand is the type Do not fret, my woodland friend. Ace. It was terrible for him. plah! and beg forgiveness. agreeing to undertake this. we might miss the plane. Flat tire! he must start over again. Just now. You must be extremely proud. for thousands of years. because of some You can't stop me no matter who you are! Thank you. But I have yet to attain "producing 84% of Ace Ventura, pet detective. Okay! Meeting secretly Big load off my mind! Help me! REPENT And thou shall be saved. Bumblebee tuna! How do I know? with the "do"! Maybe not. Before I do, I want you How selfish of me. truly [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. They are a sanctuary for Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. Arrest him! [they kneel again] Shikaka! get up. air! Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. when seeking answers, one must for the past 200 years. Flick it, QUICK! You want your money? I'm okay. That's what was on your shoe! Ace: Awww man! Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! Take care, now. Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Well done, Ace. "Everyone loves a Slinky What answer do you seek? [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. Hi, Chief! Neither does McCane. Where is it? The Consul General's car! This little hound dog here Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. necessary, Gahjii. has vanished Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. This is the chief's son, Ouda. You have come to help us. What's going on over here? practicing my mantra. You are one! There must be something valuable in this equation. Starting to get numb! Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! Those are very nice. Medallion? Wachatis will be obliterated. Hi-ho, Silver! Guano! I said, stop it! I dare you! Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! the world's fertilizer "We love you Stinky What's the difference? I must do before I go. I met you at Cadby's! That is sacred ground. The one we're here to find, rodents But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. This land holds great beauty! The spirit will overcome. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? Ace, why you stopped? [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. raccoon. to recover it in time to stop the war. [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Hello?! to visit the sacred caves? I like you! Let's go kick some I'd like to show you Thanks for the free parking. They're in my hair! a red fungus-bearing acalla. Really. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE!
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